BREAKING: Desperate NFL Slashes Ticket Prices

The NFL is in damage control, as low-info NFL players hijack the league, turning it into a branch of the cop-hating Black Lives Matter group.

Players are either refusing to stand for the anthem, or are raising a “black power fist” in protest of alleged “police oppression,” turning the game into a politicized circus.

As fans have continued to be alienated by the anti-American sentiment from the athletes, the NFL’s profits keep dropping, and attendance is the lowest it’s ever been.

A former NFL supporter took to Twitter to show off a “bargain” he found for a 49’ers game.

The league is now slashing ticket prices because they can’t get people to come to games!


This is a photo of the 49’ers Sunday game, twenty minutes before the start of the game.


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